News Flash! Chris L. is NOT a Falconer!

[jhausman]

Yes. It's true. Chris has spent years perfecting genetics in a rare parakeet strain that gives them the appearance of being actual birds of prey. He has been seen parading these mutant pseudo-raptors at several falconry meets and even has a new website where he is selling these RaptorKeets! Do not be sucked in by this madman! He will take you for all you are worth!

Now, I must admit, he DOES take a lot of game with these mutant birds of his. And while being beautiful to look at and tame a hell... it's JUST not right! Oh... and I seriously think he might be an alien! Really!

There, I know I will be banned for my first post, so be it... it is out in the open now and I feel much better.

Oh, and I am Jason Hausman. A dude from NC. Many of you know me from IFF. Glad to finally be here. Even though Chris L. threatened me with bodily harm I still managed to stay away. It was the threat of replacing my bad ass Gyr/Peales with one of his raptorkeet mutant clones in the middle of the night that finally won me over. Creepy.

Love you Chris L. - live long and prosper! Nanoo Nanoo and all that crap.

Your bud,

Hausman

[threetoe]

I knew something was wrong....
Teenage Mutant RaptorKeets..

[hawkstir]

LMAO

[Jimmy]

Damn..... they let anyone join the group.....

[jhausman]

Damn..... they let anyone join the group.....

Lord knows you just proved that! Wut up Jimmy!? You scurvy dog!

[Jimmy]

I'm one of the original rejects, but I thought we had quit letting the new ones join.

[wesleyc6]

Lord knows you just proved that! Wut up Jimmy!? You scurvy dog!

Now if we can get the rascally Daren on here!