Fred,
Take a bit of advice since you are coming from the East:
Get and use lip balm a lot! And drink a lot of water. Your body will not be use to the high altitude and dry climate. Cracked lips and cramps are painful and lipstick and water are easy preventatives.
Now there is no way to protect you from the bad puns or badly worded insults and for a few sheckles I bought you stolen computer and I now have your life. Youre right, no one wants that info!
See you there next week, ole friend